I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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