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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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