He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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