How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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