Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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