i dedicated my morning wood to you.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It's shark week go big or go home
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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