Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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