I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I can't turn off my feet"
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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