I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
now i know why i became what i already was.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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