I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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