But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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