I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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