You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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