Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
