We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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