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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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