He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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