if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Mom said you looked used
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
