i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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