I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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