it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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