are you still at the devil's house?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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