I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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