She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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