What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Can't talk, ducks in the car
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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