The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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