You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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