so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Randomize
