well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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