Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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