i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
