You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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