Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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