After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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