Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
How many fucks given?
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