So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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