kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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