we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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