this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I can't turn off my feet"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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