Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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