after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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