I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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