pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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