Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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