Duck Duck Cougar?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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