How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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