i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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