belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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