she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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