I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
How does one acquire holy water?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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